Therealemperor

Introduction
Therealemperor is the leader of the Imperium faction on 9GAG. He's acknoledged by most as the true Emperor of Mankind even though many defy him as an impostor.

His character is based on the Emperor from If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device (TTS).

Description
His main material form is a giant rotting skeleton sitting on his grandpa's chair(god couch, even though he is no god), aka the Golden Throne.

He has manifested himself under various forms in various occasions, even though He prefer to use his original living aspect with His full-plated golden Power Suit and when He had His black long smooth hair.

History
Born thanks to the sacrifice of a over 9000 shamans, that created a deity-like(still not a god) psychic entity, known as the Emperor.

Thanks to his personal caretakers and Captain General of the Adeptus Custodes, he has been given the faculty of talking once more through a second millennia's archotech known as a text-to-speech-device.

Notable Events
Defeated the imposter emperors and fallen shards of his soul in the great purge of the 9gag warhammer section.

In a twist involving a krieg guardsman he married the chaos god Slaanesh after he found out that he had, mistakingly, slept with it some time just following the Horus Heresy. According to him he did it because he "had nothing left" and that his dream was "ruined beyond saving". And he apparently just wanted to get his splintering mind of things. So he went to a party in the warp. There he met a daemonett who he spent the night with. That daemonett was Slaanesh in disguies. It hand Tzeentch had conspired to trick him.

So he married the dark prince so he easier could influence his new found son and maybe redeem himself as a father. He also held the hope that he could maybe turn the dark god to a more noble way of life.

Notable Allies

 * Corvus Corax, Primarch of the Raven Guard Space Marine Legion
 * Costantin Valdor, Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes
 * Fulgrim, Primarch of the Emperor's Children Space Marine Legion
 * Kaldor Draigo, Supreme Grand Master of the Grey Knights Space Marine Chapter
 * Lazy, Inquisitor
 * Roboute Guilliman, Primarch of the Ultramarines Space Marine Legion
 * Rogal Dorn, Primarch of the Imperial Fists Space Marine Legion
 * Ser Puncealot, Dark Angels Space Marine
 * A Trap guardsman from the Death Korps of Krieg


 * Vulkan, Primarch of the Salamanders Space Marine Legion
 * The Alpha Legion

Notable Enemies
Tzeentch, Khorne, Nurgle. Slaanesh is in a unstable truce with the master of mankind.The Alpha Legion.

Skills
Op plz nerf powers

Wargear
The sword of the Emperor. Golden artificer armor. Hand crafted tripple bolter