Races

The Coolest race
Necrons (duuuh), mostly because Trazyn is a necron. Totally honest, this was not written by Trazyn Yeah, we dont need the warp we just use our tech to break laws of physics.

Armor piercing? we make our stuff go through armor.

People dying? make em out of stuff that rebuilds itself.

Faster than light travel? we make matter go faster than light.

The second coolest race
Because the Orks do like necrons and ignore physics, but instead of AWESOME SCIENCE they just use the dumb willpower of the masses.

The nazi race
They are humans, not much to add. They shoot themselves to increase morale and had a cool dude called Creed. Oh, and they are lead by an emperor who they worship as a god, he has some cool magic tricks and likes gold.

The Master race
the eldar are awesome. they use warpmagic to do stuff and most of their tech is inherited from their creators, the "old ones", which nerfed them because they were too OP. They also fucked a chaos god into existance which is trying to eat their souls. In conclusion they are space elves (which means they are dicks).

The Emo BDSM race
They are "evil" dark eldar and are cool. But they are emo. They are really into bdsm in hopes of that someone wont eat their souls.

The weeaboo race
The Tau. They smell like fish but have cool guns. Most of them suck at close combat. They have a vagina on their forehead.

The "opposite of order" dudes race
Chaos are the powers of the warp and are more of a faction than a race, but the amount of mutations based on which chaos god they worship are kinda enough to call them another race. Mostly consists of humans and daemons. One guy is angry all the time but is a great drinking buddy. Another stinks alot but is a cool guy in general. One of them likes doing stuff exactly according to plan and is a huge nerd. And finally we have the chick/dude that put all skill points into BDSM

The nomnomnomnoms
The Tyranids eat alot and are kinda cute as long as you are not made out of fleshy bits.